The gore-may kitchen features a breakfast room, all the refrigerators, ovens and warming drawers a private chef might require, and the largest and most dangerous copper pot laden pot rack Your Mama has ever had the misfortune of laying our beady little eyes on. The two-story paneled office/library includes floor to ceiling book cases filled with books that don’t even look like they’re real (they may be, they just don’t look like it to our untrained eye). Other features, according to listing information, are a double height living room done up in all manner of beige and champagne colored furniture and a mostly brown dining room for 12 or more with an intricately carved ceiling that looks like it might have been imported from some old castle somewhere.

It’s truly horrible, but we could work that shit out. Even though we don’t like the overall day-core in the master bedroom we are totally and completely in love with that gildeda nd gorgeously campy four poster bed. Listing information indicates the Bisno residence has five bedrooms and nine bathrooms including a master bedroom bigger than most houses that features dual master bathrooms, gargantuan walk in closets, and an adjoining gym and spa.

Sixteen thousand square feet may be the size of damn boo- teek hotel, however, it is hardly one of the larger houses in Beverly Park where really rich real estate size queens go to gloat and strut their deep pockets in a peacockian display meant to impress, well, everybody. Some of the children will recall that back in the Spring of 2008 Your Mama has discussed this mammoth mansion on several previous occasions because there was a bit of brouhaha about the opulent property coming thisclose to being foreclosed…a very rare thing along the rarefied and ridiculously rich streets of Beverly Hills.Īlthough it would seem that big biznessman Bisno managed to pull his large and lavish home from the angry and gaping maw of foreclosure, he’s decided to sell the extremely expensive to maintain property which records and listing information reveals measures in at approximately 16,800 square feet and sits on a five-plus acre lot.

The mansion, owned by controversial and prolific property developer Robert Bisno and one of six Beverly Park palaces currently on the open market, has popped up with an asking price of $29,500,000. YOUR MAMAS NOTES: While normally we focus on the homes of celebrity types, we’re going to branch out just a bit this morning and talk about a huge house recently listed for sale in Beverly Park, the grandiose grand daddy of luxury gated communities in southern California.

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